JOKES from DoctorDad's Kids

Q:  Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn’t have the guts. (Dr B. F. New Haven)

Q:What is put on the table, cut and never eaten?

A: A deck of cards.  (from Avi F. Raanana, Israel)

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?                                                                                       (Goldie the dog)

A: Seven ate nine. (from Doctordad)

Q: When do the children go into school?

A: When the door is open. (from Zach) 

Q: What Do you call a person with a medical degree and a bill?

A: A Ducktor.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A Garbage Truck.

Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

A: All the fans leave. ( from Zach S.)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?       

A: The street light said "walk". ( from Sam S.)          

Q: What pets make sweet music?

A: Trum-Pets.  (from Avi F. Raanana, Israel)

Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

A: Close the door I am dressing. (from Eileen)

Q: What kind of books do owls like?

A: Hoo-dunits. (from gena)

Q: What kind of fruit teases you a lot?

A: A ba-na-na-na-na-na?

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A: To get to the body shop.(from Michele)

Q: How does a duck open a hard boiled egg?

A: It quacks it open. (from Eileen)

Q: When is a door not a door?

A: When it's a-jar. (from Kenny S.)

Q: Which type of dog can tell time?

A: A watchdog.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut. (from Gena)

Q: Why do chickens cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide. (From Zach)

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts to do it. (From Rachel)

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? 

A: Stick with me and you'll go places.

Q: What pets go in the car?

A: Car-Pets.  (From Samantha)